I used to have a buddy who wherever we would go he’d say, “This sucks, it’s boring, let’s go somewhere else.” In all my years knowing him, not once did he not find anything boring. I’d like to say he finally had a personal revelation that it was he who was the insufferably boring one, but sadly it wasn’t so, as he…

Suck a dick, you Cup Of Piss throwing assholes.

You know Nashville has arrived as a real hockey market when they start yelling at Mike Milbury on air and boo Gary Bettman when he steps on the ice with the Cup.

It was a cagey move by a cagey fan.

That game was a friendly reminder of what US Soccer will be like under Bruce Arenas against opponents he considers superior.

We don’t need Mexico to pay for the wall. Bruce Arena will just park a bus across the border.

You might not want to look too closely at Lincoln’s comments. But they both did what was necessary to fuck up slave owners so they get a pass.

In unrelated news, Murthel Groenhart has been named an honorary Turkish citizen.  

Somehow this game came to life after 70 dreary minutes, but most importantly, the Fox Sports2 production was awful. As the clips above show, the audio and video were so out of sync that each goal was announced well before the ball found the net. Say what you will about ESPN, but they did a great job with their World…

There is no way that Durant leaving OKC could be construed as him “out-decisioning” Lebron. Green has always been a dick. And Steph has acted this way at least since his first MVP year. To top it all off, nice guy Kerr takes over for tight-ass Mark Jackson. The way the team is covered and portrayed has changed because…

Kerr also added: Except for the ‘96 Bulls. Those guys, especially the guys coming off the bench, would have crushed this team.

C) NONE of this applies to the WOMEN’S TEAM, who are already the best in the world and get constantly ignored.

Yeah, because since we have a great women’s team, nobody should be able to talk about the men’s team at all since they aren’t as good.

A) It was Trinidad. One article today = fine. Two = making way too much out of it.

Sorry to hijack the comment section Hamilton,

And the fact he molested a young child for years. This isn’t exactly shoplifting crab legs.

“ the Oregonian is a failing newspaper in Oregon”

" The number one rule of trying t get with a girl is to never put her on the spot or make her feel uncomfortable."

The movie Cocktail has ruined more men than prostate cancer.

Did not read article but headline graphic looks like grabbing boobs so I'll assume that's what I'm supposed to do.