Carlos Beltran, New York Mets 2005-2011

I don’t get it.

Looks like someone’s been Boozin’.

I think this is a terribly unfair criticism of Drake. Sure he “said” it but he almost certainly didn’t write it.

When asked for his opinion on the revoked offer, Holtz said, “muhhhh buhhhh fruhhhh suhhh”

And this is why Futurama went downhill. The kids today don’t want to hear Professor Farnsworth anymore.

Each case of cunnilingus typically lasted about 50 seconds. The males then mounted the females for 10 to 20 seconds, and then went back to cunnilingus for 94 to 188 seconds.

Funny you should bring that up! The background research I did on this point was left on the cutting room floor, but there have been whole studies on oral sex in bats: http://www.livescience.com/28332-male-bat…. More you know, guys.

Call me a prude, Emma, but I find it distasteful.

I’ll take the over...he likely also has an assortment of Affliction clothing in case a quick change is needed.

Wow, they even cut the confetti into the shape of Texas, just in case anybody forgot what speedway they just won at.

Ah yes, 1987, the last year the NFLPA had anything vaguely resembling balls. But that only lasted a week or two; then players started crossing the picket lines in droves, and the owners knew that, from that point forever forward, the players’ union would wield all the power of an infant gerbil.

And also because of that, and I’m one of those that signed an enlistment contact instead of a multi-million football contact, I get to call him out for doing it.

You think that’s bad? I keep hearing about some rich guy saying America’s full of losers, worse than the worst war zones, that we’re run by crooked liars, that Russia’s great, etc. Really traitorous stuff. Of course the guy’s American, going after his own kind. Sad!

They give these out knowing full well they’ll be sold to a booster for $3000. Call it a bonus.

This is the college football equivalent of a participant’s trophy. Sad!

It is not a penis, but I see your confusion as everyone who lives in Florida is a dick.

Unsuspecting audience members became the subjects of paid-marketing campaigns rather than simply bearing witness to teams’ authentic, voluntary shows of support for the brave men and women who wear our nation’s uniform

I can’t express how much I love that “The Patriots” we’re the second highest paid team for their tributes.

This might be the most American ‘scandal’ ever.