Well, then, he’s probably bald as fuck.

Steve Bannon looks like a retired cabby who just discovered taco bell serves breakfast

Steve Bannon looks like a guy who gets waaaaaaaaaaay too close on the bus.

He looks like James Murphy from LCD Soundsystem’s skin got stolen by a roach from Men in Black.

I know this is supposed to be insults... but damn....

Steve Bannon looks like the adult in a children’s movie where he was a once promising soccer prodigy who fell on hard times and manages a youth soccer team as a term of his probation for his recent public intoxication arrest.

Steve Bannon looks like somebody attacked Counselor Healy from Orange in the New Black with a sack of putrid oranges, and then got him drunk to make up for it (why would you make up for it?)

Steve Bannon looks like he just realized he shit himself, and is okay with the events unfolding.