"Dear Mr Hitler,
Thank you very much for the yellow star to wear on my jacket. Now I can pretend I am a cowboy sheriff.

Honestly? Yes.

Why? Because it's in trash tv and movies that all of tomorrow's most-lauded genre tropes are going to take seed and sprout. For instance, the huge glut of TGIF comedies in the mid-90s passed me right by; I had no interest in whatever Urkel was doing - I was too busy watching the "groundbreaking" indies that the…

You're in Germany? Nice. I lived in Berlin for a year, 2002-2003 (had an apartment in Kreuzberg, took the U-bahn every day to work where I taught at a film school in Prenzlauer Berg) and the Autobahn fucking terrified me :)

Area_educator, I like your style, and you're proof that people don't have to act all butthurt when espousing differing opinions. Thanks!

Honestly, there might be some HYMIE DNA in this thing. Remember - Peter Segal directed the recent 'Get Smart' movie and its HYMIE cameo at the end (with Patrick Warburton AKA Brock Sampson!) was pure brilliance.

+1 for the Farley Mowat reference!

BILL HADER AS ANDY WARHOL?! Ok, now I'm in.

As someone who rode a series of ever larger and more powerful Hondas all through my teen and college years, I'll tell you this: Sure, lane-splitting might be legal in some places. Going without a helmet is okay in other places, too. But just because you're not expressly forbidden to do something doesn't mean you…

AL Gore's a pretty easy impression to do. It's the same as Rev. Lovejoy on the Simpsons!

I've always loved the Vision for his wooden-puppet-who-wants-to-be-a-boy vibe. It was also the reason that so many of us loved Data on Star Trek: TNG!

Jeff Wadlow? Oh, Jesus Christ.

I was going to take a pass on this anyway, but wow(!), I had no idea the art on this was so amateurish. Really, this looks like a fan-made mini-comic.

A monkey butler? King Solomon FTW!

ETA: Image fail, again! Bah.

You know, I thought the thick, black, left-right line on the map looked familiar, so I screen-grabbed it, blew it up, rotated and flipped it, and whaddaya know?

I will tread lightly when I say this, but my mind is still blown that she has a child with, and is engaged to, Taran Killam from Saturday Night Live. I always got a....um....different vibe from him. But I'm wrong! He's banging Maria Hill!

Eddie, I know exactly how you feel. Last week I took one wrong step off the front porch and bruised one rib, cracked another and gave myself an elbow bruise the size of a dinner placemat. I'm 7 months shy of 40 and my body has (apparently) decided to jump straight to 70.

"Views like hers make me want to kill myself more and more and more"