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Honestly, there might be some HYMIE DNA in this thing. Remember - Peter Segal directed the recent 'Get Smart' movie and its HYMIE cameo at the end (with Patrick Warburton AKA Brock Sampson!) was pure brilliance.

+1 for the Farley Mowat reference!

BILL HADER AS ANDY WARHOL?! Ok, now I'm in.

As someone who rode a series of ever larger and more powerful Hondas all through my teen and college years, I'll tell you this: Sure, lane-splitting might be legal in some places. Going without a helmet is okay in other places, too. But just because you're not expressly forbidden to do something doesn't mean you

AL Gore's a pretty easy impression to do. It's the same as Rev. Lovejoy on the Simpsons!

I've always loved the Vision for his wooden-puppet-who-wants-to-be-a-boy vibe. It was also the reason that so many of us loved Data on Star Trek: TNG!

Jeff Wadlow? Oh, Jesus Christ.

I was going to take a pass on this anyway, but wow(!), I had no idea the art on this was so amateurish. Really, this looks like a fan-made mini-comic.

A monkey butler? King Solomon FTW!

ETA: Image fail, again! Bah.

You know, I thought the thick, black, left-right line on the map looked familiar, so I screen-grabbed it, blew it up, rotated and flipped it, and whaddaya know?

I will tread lightly when I say this, but my mind is still blown that she has a child with, and is engaged to, Taran Killam from Saturday Night Live. I always got a....um....different vibe from him. But I'm wrong! He's banging Maria Hill!

Eddie, I know exactly how you feel. Last week I took one wrong step off the front porch and bruised one rib, cracked another and gave myself an elbow bruise the size of a dinner placemat. I'm 7 months shy of 40 and my body has (apparently) decided to jump straight to 70.

"Views like hers make me want to kill myself more and more and more"

Yeah, I like it a lot, but the effect is lessened by the beardo who won't stop looking at the camera. Srsly, buddy, it's hard to feel impressed when you keep trying to make eye contact that begs "Look at how cool this is!"

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P'shaw. Jump to 9:30 to hear Sidney Poitier's thoughts on this exact issue.

Oh man!

OMG, I just burst out crying at that. Wow!

Rusty Venture will have you know, that is not a Onesie - That is a "speed suit."

I only do this, like, maybe once every couple of years, but I *love* ordering two dinners. It's an incredible feeling to order and eat a dinner in a restaurant, and when the server asks "are you ready for the check?" to say "Nope. Please bring me the menu again."