I held the record in my Orthodontist's office for 'longest continutal braces-wearer.' Jan of 2005 to May of 2009. Four and a half years!

@Parenthetical: Your solution is simple:

@femme-bot: Sorry, animals dressed as other animals are A-dorable!

wow. Okay, in chronological order:

@pursedangler: @AllieCaulfield: And now it makes three.

@JustSmileandNod keeps it real...: OMG - I was once in the position of your Man, and although our CL "guest" wasn't an amputee, and m'lady wasn't blindfolded, it *was* a Dom/sub thing for us and a free blowjob for the mystery guy.

@doit2julia: Here's the single most memorable experience from my Jr. High career: Mike Ruddock, the coolest kid in 7th grade, was walking with his entourage (of which I was a member.) A girl named Tammy had made it clear she had the hots for him, and he used to tease her whenever he had the chance.

Wow. And only a few short decades later he was starring in the BBC's funniest sitcom

@Benjamin Grumbles: I'm so glad you're feeling and doing better :) At least you weren't a face-down midget with dreads!

Oops - I thought this was another post on Lee Tamahori. Sorry!