Not to mention that he misspelled country.

Qatar is a loathsome county built on corruption, a labor system that closely resembles slavery, and the support of the murder of innocent people through the financial backing of terrorists.

Maybe you’re right. I should have suggested that Loomis would give Will Smith a shot.

I used to work at a railroad museum and we called those people “foamers” because they foam at the mouth at the mere mention of trains. And they can be petty little bitches when arguing with each other. I saw a model railroad club actually descend in a schism into two different clubs over the issue of whether models…

Winning “Double Dare” or “GUTS” would have been the tops, I’d have been rolling in some fuckin’ sweet LA Gear shoes for the duration of my adolescence (which, coincidentally would have made me a little shit)

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

They at least need to go back to having original Super Bowl logos, because this bland Lombardi-trophy-in-front-of-that-year’s-stadium shouts just how lame the NFL brass truly is.

“Never trust a Pagan”

We know he didn’t do it.

Berman: Beh. Burrrr. Bahh. BEEEHHHH

I’m deeply concerned about the problems facing inner-city black males in this country, especially peripatetic inner-city black males, so I’m waiting for the Harlem Globetrotters to weigh in.

My college house was affectionaely named Tugboat by the guys who lived there before us. We thought it was because it was a house that looked, eerily enough, like the interior of a tugboat (and it did.) Apparently it ACTUALLY got the name cause the guys enjoyed jerking off in the living room.

So, you know, not all house…

Any university the size of Hofstra already has incredible amounts of bandwidth to supply the day to day use of their thousands of students, faculty, and researchers. This is a money grab, pure and simple.

Still better than the Tampa Bay kicking situation: At least they didn’t use a 2nd round pick on a kicker who can’t seem to make field goals or extra points.

Gould: “Whew. I’d rather be unemployed.”

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

it is the 15th anniversary of the September 11th attacks on New York and Washington

This is honestly such garbage. Some fans don’t like cocky ass holes. The default hot take is because they are black. It’s just nonsense. I can’t stand Cam because he is a front running ass hole, who will rub it in your face every time they are winning, but turns into a whining petulant child when they are losing. It…

Outside of Blake Bortles, I don’t know who any of these fucking people are.

I mean, I thought I knew who Graham Splurt was, but I must have had him confused for some old porno actor.