“to suggest that sticking your fingers down a woman’s throat on the first hookup is unexpected - please get out more.”

Have you played Bloodborne? Say hello to my favorite special friend:

Every time I get really high I’m like “someone drugged me!” Which is true, because I am someone.

“hello the owner of this phone Courtney. I am buying an iPad.”

“Video of Courtney Roland inside ambulance shortly after she was found in Galleria.”

The rich are ruining the game after the game required you to be rich to play the game? Yeah sounds about right.

This here is the face of WILLING mental retardation.

This is the month that makes you envious of Games With Gold?

Let’s hold off on Matt Damon for a bit.

“Somehow, a new player-created holiday became a story about conflict, betrayal and the disappearance of an entire civilization.”

So, they invented Thanksgiving?

Jason. You work a a company. I assume there are more than one person there. You don’t like the game or the series. So much so you skipped one of the prior TWO games. WTF would you be chosen to review it?

This makes sense, because the motion sensing in a Dualshock 4 is not enormously sensitive.

jesus christ shut up

Yes, because corporations have the public interest at heart. If that were the case, my wages would increase to match inflation. Funny how everything I pay for is adjusted for inflation, but what they pay US isn’t.

This is why some countries have already added “free and unhindered internet” to their national bill of rights. Seemed a bit silly then, but now...

This is flat out theft from citizens of the United States. We have subsidized telecom since it started in the 1800's and these robber barons owe us unhindered service.

His way is childish and anti-social. But my god, when you look at Twitch now it looks like a cam site now lol. It’s pretty pathetic. Both the streamers who do it and the ones who view it.

Game rentals are $3 a day. So my guess is he had it for 2 weeks.

The way Redbox works is that you authorize the company to charge your card for the initial charge when you rent the game, and then it holds off on actually charging you until you return the movie/game/whatever. Every day past the “due” date, it charges you for another day of rental (essentially a late fee). Every day…