Him screaming "Traitors!!!" right as he dies is the best thing.

Did you just start playing video games? This has been going on for two decades.

Is that really in question?

Whenever someone starts with -I've always been bad at video games, shows a clip of Super Mario Bros and then leads into saying thay they're a waste of time. That person hasn't played a video game since the 1980's. Case in point, Luke (Get off my Lawn) Burbank.

Plus the ending is total shit, (spoiler alert) no matter what choices you've made, you die at the end and can't continue playing.

Oh right, I totally forgot I read about this guy awhile back:

I know, right? All the corporations seem to have some sort of infinite money glitch working for 'em... real life has some *serious* balancing issues. We need a new patch right now...

Plus all the damn microtransactions.

Until they nerf the real world, im not going back. Shit out there is too OP

So basic (and good!) an idea, I'm surprised I hadn't seen something like it earlier.

We're going on ahead first!

Final Fantasy doesn't want to be fed! He wants to hunt. Can't just suppress 27 years of gut instinct!

Nah, I've noticed that my replies tend to not get approved either. Even the ones I'm proud of. Unless I'm complimenting an author, I tend to stay greyed out.

In order to get all those captains to come out at once you have to make sure they're all the bodyguards of a single war chief. You have to have defeated each of them in battle and branded them (mind controlled them). Then you have to ensure they level up enough to become bodyguards for the war chief. Then you have…

Giant Bomb is the best...oh uh...sorry Kotaku.

I'll see your Mario and raise you Jenga:

I think these are secret Chinese spy drones. Japanese buy them and unwittingly release them on their own soil, brilliant if I must say so myself.