Get a circular frying pan on a lowish heat, throw in one or two small nobs of butter.

I'm more of one for folding and sliding straight onto the plate. The flip there seems somewhat pointless considering you've just folding it. What was on the bottom on one side of the plate is now at the top, so flipping would just introduce heat to where it's just been.

How do you know Firefly didn't actually happen in another one of those star systems? You know, Joss Whedon could have accidentally and inadvertently created a documentary.... much like George Lucas did with those Star Wars films.

@H.R.Pufnstuf: Yeah, putting them to use might expose them to the possibility of 'mechanical failure' which would then prove what a pointless exercise it was in the first place to put them to use.

I imagine if some form of surface to air missile blows away part of an engine there's going to be quite a substantial mechanical failure, no?

Would you still bitch and complain if this had happened on a routine sortie? I know whether or not it was actually shot down is questionable, but if this really was just 'mechanical failure' then it's not going to matter much where it happens. I suppose recovering the black box might be an issue, or alternately, they…

Or they do one of those "6 months later" things, and kill of Katie. Baby lives, and although Joshua's powers are synthetic, baby is born with magic and Joshua has to be a man and look after him/her/it(?)

I thought toilet jokes were the lowest form of humour. I mean, lets be honest, some of those jokes stink

Two droids walk into a bar. The bartender says, "hey, we don't serve you kind here."

And the aligators

You are right.

Aaron Eckhart

Does anyone else think the Rafale looks like the bastard love child of the F-16 and Eurofighter Typhoon?

You class the elderly as non-people? Kinda harsh man

So where's the gallery for all these hilarious japes and pranks?

I may just be being slow today, but I see no gallery. And after damn near pissing myself laughing seeing the Jalop' Rules one for the first time I'm sure it's something I'd find fairly entertaining.

Looks like some dawg put a crater in its crater...... so it can something while it something...

So I'm a bit pissed I missed this vote, but I'm only really outraged by one outcome, the rest showed up how I would have voted.

Five bucks on the bear making a late come back and ripping his face off, ya (da?) ?

I stupidly missed the micro ep on friday, and the videos wont load, so I can't fully understand where you're coming from. I can only assume you mean one for the Doc, one for Rory and one for Amy, but that would require four, not three.