I'd buy drugs from him. He looks trustworthy.

CHARLIZE THERON HAS MENSTRUATED ALL OVER MY MASCULINITY.

McDecompose-y

I get that but I didn't agree with the way it was used. Being hyperbolic does not need to be insensitive to a real medical disorder. The implication was that s/he had a medical condition due to dealing with people who wanted to wanted photographs to document their altruism.

In a perfect world his future wife's last name will be Naise and he will hyphenate his last name Mayer-Naise. Thus finally having nomenclature beffiting his personality and musical stylings.

I don't understand how my working at Jezebel has anything to do with me spending any time around babies. I would if my time with babies had decreased significantly since I'd started working here, but I'd say that I've actually had more interaction with small children in the past year. MANY OF US LOVE BABIES! THEY ARE…

I thought it said diabolical Bieber did those hair cuts..

If everyone will allow me to be weird for a moment -

Business idea #2: a place where people can go to snuggle with cats while not doing yoga.

With vision and drive you don't NEED to know what you are doing!

I've noticed you never see a Seaman Recruit Whiskers or Private Chubbington. Cats rise rapidly through the military ranks. I suppose this is because of their natural instinct to engage in covert operations and kill targets.

Man, I would not have dreamed of this as a kid, I really liked the whimsy of the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, etc. Of course, my local Tooth Fairy was also prompt.

I did that when I saw a baby bunny nurse because it was the fucking cutest thing I have ever seen. No one saw me cry so I am still a badass.

That's a strange thing to take away from this article...

Chris Brown and Drake should date

Do they still sell universal building sets? That is the only thing I am interested in from this entire article, I have four kids and I refuse to buy those tiny sets with limited variation in building. I have not scoured the shopping isles, but I have never seen a universal building set.

Oh, my god, my Buster would fail this so utterly. Toys! Food! A whole smorgasbord of delight! Eventually he'd want to come tell me about what a good time he was having, though (he's so funny—whenever he meets a new dog he particularly likes or is having an extra good time at anything, he always takes breaks to come to…