William Howard Taft's here to give you the William Howard Shaft.

Is today's CBB worth listening to? I rarely skip one, but I absolutely can't stand Nick Swardson. I love Adomian though, and there have been a few guests who I generally dislike but end up being a pleasant surprise on Bang Bang, so I'm open to biting the bullet if it's a strong, C+ ep.

Nobody ever believes me - to the point that I sometimes actually question myself if I remember it correctly - but I interned at Focus Features around the time that Lost in Translation was released, and there was copy of the script lying around one of the storage areas. It was an older version but pretty close to the…

I'm shipping Victorian Lady/Nudeador (Vinudeador) hard.

"Donny, old boy, you may have designed an iconic campaign for Coca-Cola, but if you ask me, we're just a couple of mad men!"

Well, there won't be a more appropriate time than this to link to what I believe to be the best/worst headline in AV Club Newswire history:

The comedy club is also someone else's property - and if you want to be a guest on it, they have a right to enforce their particular set of rules (within reason - obviously businesses can't legally exclude by race, gender, etc, but they can certainly issue guidelines prohibiting cell phones, baseball caps, tank tops,…

"Maybe there might be some course correction or at least time to prepare for the critical pummeling you'd most likely get"

I have to disagree with this. First, Cannes is not strictly a critical environment - there's a critics attendee aspect to it, but not exclusively so; there are plenty of people who are just regular cinephiles hoping to enjoy a movie, even at so-called "critics' screening."

I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Harry, but. . . what pressure?

Donald Trump weighed in on twitter strongly in support of Tom Brady & the Patriots, in case you were curious what stance you should have if you want to be on the wrong side of history.

Was it someone here or on the Earwolf forums who wrote that their take on Hanford's terrible Lennon is that the character is supposed to be Ringo pretending poorly to be John Lennon in the most self-aggrandizing way possible (with Scott either never having picked up on it or never remarking upon it)? The character…

I'm sorry that you and any you feel sympathy towards are not entitled to run wild and act like drunken maniacs during public performances where the audience is there to actually watch the performer. Must be rough!

People can believe they're being complimentary and simultaneously be obnoxious assholes. See also: catcalling, telling a black guy "you're so well spoken!," etc.

The A.V. Club

It's hilarious to me that there were a few people here arguing in previous articles that this bill is fine because "any restaurants refusing service to gays will go out of business eventually once people find out they're bigots."

Shut your mother father Chinese dentist!

The only thing better than Shatto milk are Shatto cheese curds.

Lousy Smarch pranks. . .

Todd's appearance in the episode with Andy Samberg is a G.O.A.T. candidate but it's been diminishing returns since then. The addition to Todd's character of him being a badly closeted gay teen has resulted in far fewer laughs than when she was just playing him as a generic weirdo (who just wants to eat sucking…