His Santa bears a strong resemblance to Alan Thicke. This is not a complaint.

He put pee pee in our coke.

Even if it's likely to be the most lopsided game of the opening round, Kentucky (and Duke or North Carolina or any of the name brand programs most people hate) equals ratings, especially this year when UK is all that any sportscaster can talk about. People who only tune in to NCAAB during March Madness have heard…

The A.V. Club

My parents are going to think I'm such a burn-out. . .

They tried to do a TV version of Archie that had the characters dealing with "real life" issues in the 90s. It gave us this moment of absolute horror:

Chuck Clayton, how soon you are forgotten.

#SoniaGate!!! "What does Sonia REALLY think about white people!? Why won't Sonia address what went happened in Benghazi???"

Yeah, Bruce has really made a habit of downplaying his New Jersey roots.

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine Joni University!

Hey guys: Great job ensuring that no matter what your music sounds like or how well-executed your videos are, all people will ever want to talk about is how disgustingly terrible your name is!

I own a craft brewery that's a few weeks away from opening, and apart from the great rationale @avclub-7d1b5eadf3d0b75e1c4b55880ef5ac96:disqus offers up, I can add on that if something is a four pack beer, it's usually "bigger" than a typical six-pack beer in some way(s), whether that's a higher ABV, hoppier, generous…

Curse my hubristic move to look up whether Spillane has one 'L' or two!

Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammerhead.

Boo this man!

The only Detroit style pizza I ever tried (it was in Austin of all places) was actually really amazing.

@TheGhostOfDBoonsGhost:disqus IIRC, aren't you around the South Bay? Paisano's in Hermosa Beach has solid NY style pizza (and was the only place in LA County I found that made ziti pizza). Further up north, I think the Grandma Pie from Slice Truck in West LA is one of the best pizzas in the country.