What is infuriating is this fuckwit makes enough money on gap-tooth conspiracy theorists that he can afford to go to Hawaii. 

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

I obviously haven’t seen the show, but how does a regular ol sitcom espouse conservative values? What were the plotlines? A daughter gets pregnant because she’s only ever had abstinance only education and Tim Allen forces her to carry it to term but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of the child?

My year did Dirty Dancing as a school play in 1990. It was an all girls school and we were 12. Our teachers decided that Penny’s abortion was too controversial a plotline so she broke her leg instead.

POURING THINGS IS HARD SOMETIMES

My favorite is them saying that it is less messy to use a machine. Because when I typically pour myself a glass of juice, the liquid gets everywhere. The counter top. My shirt. My fucking eyes.

Iunno. I think getting the shit beat out of you on a regularly basis is a pretty big “problem.”

I thought it was more about “all kinds of people are secretly unhappy/domestic violence happens in all kinds of households, even rich white ones” and also “women gotta be there for each other, stop holding each other to impossible standards and stop tearing each other down” 

Rich white lady privilege means you can go rent another apartment. But it doesn’t mean you will safely escape.

I love this for so many reasons. Mostly, I love that she had the apparatus to climb up that pole. If the revolution was dependent upon my upper body strength, we’d be doomed.

I always liked this one of Blair Imani being arrested at a protest in Baton Rogue. (This photo is also her Twitter header photo).

Northwestern, the official school of people waitlisted by the Ivy League

And here he is before his geeky makeunder:

remember when Katherine Heigl left Grey’s Anatomy and was basically like “I AM ON A ROCKETSHIP TO STARDOM, SEE YOU LATER, SUCKERS” and now here we are

there was an out-of-court settlement with both accusers, so the charges were dismissed. I’d assume that both women signed non-disclosure agreements in exchange for a hefty financial settlement, which doesn’t mean Affleck is innocent.

Goodness, both fucking Affleck’s with oscars. To be a mediocre white man in America really is something after all. Fuck the oscars for fucking giving best picture to La La Land.

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

I voted for Clinton the Working Families ticket. Because, as this viral twete puts it,