Remember: not a business.

Am I the only one who thinks this EXACT scenario should be test number fucking one? If the system can’t handle this....

If you watch the Lange clip Norm references, you’ll be shocked that Uecker hasn’t gotten “me-too-ed” (for lack of a later made up term.)

Why is everyone so averse to crossfire in schools?

Sure, komrad, you’re just an average U.S. citizen with a few minutes to burn in your busy work day, and decided “I know, I’ll go see what those ruffians on Deadspin are doing...” That’s totally законнорожденный . 

Definitely the back side. If it were the front, there’d be a bulge for that raging hard on he perpetually has for whatever brand he is thinking about.

Yes.

Ass. The front of his pants would have a fly. And there wouldn’t be a white butt pocket hanging out near the rip. And I don’t want to hear, “maybe that’s his underwear.” Rovell goes Commando.

NO ONE CARES!

Deadspin’s coverage is already wide left.

Several schools have reportedly turned down a similar donation from another NBA great as they’re reluctant to open the JR Smith Basketball Facility for Hot Women.

Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke. Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke. Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke.
 

How would he know that your leg is falling asleep?

Ken is not Ryu but I like him better. I don’t care that they were the exact same in Street Fighter 2. Something about Ken (outfit? hair? being American? his music?) made me play way more aggressively with him than I did with Ryu. Not sure why my playstyle changed when they were literally just a palette swap. Now that…

Only two maximum Uefa teams per group.

Wrong the ideal situtation is that England ends up with Poland, Iran and Panama. Then spends the next 6 months bragging about what a cakewalk the draw is, and gets mathematically eliminated after match day 2.

So basically potatoes left in the sink for a long long time.

I sure hope they let Blessed2Comment out of his retirement home for this

This is also Roy Moore’s best/worst pick-up line.

Sports consultant: After poring over data, we have determined that high fives predict performance; both for teams that are ranked up high or those that are down low.