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This was a dominant tournament, no question. And it’s tempting to run right to the GOAT talk. But is hard to ignore that his main contemporary rival has a 23-14 all time record against him. He also is down in the all time series against Djoker but I’ll give that a little less weight. Tough to be the GOAT when someone…

[gets flooded with links to this video]
[switches phone off for a couple of days]

Christie tried going to a public beach, but the people from Green Peace kept trying to roll him into the ocean.

“I’d hit it.”

It was given to him by a loan shark

No, he would defend its $136 million global box office vs. its production budget of $54 million. He has literally no concept of quality outside of profitability.

What’s the point of having your own theme park if you’re not even tall enough to go on the rides?

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

So I’m pretty sure Steve Kerr has been suffering from a non-healing cerebrospinal fluid leak that was a complication from his spine surgery. Its not common, but they do happen from time to time during spine surgery. Typically, a stitch or two and lying flat for 24-48 hours does the trick. When it becomes a chronic…

Not a fair test. The road clearly broke to the right.

Officer: Do you know where you are?

Tiger: I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. 

He blew a .00 or, as John Daly calls it, .3 under par.

Laffit Pinkeye, Jr.

Always immaculance truthers.

As luck would have it The Oatmeal just described this exact phenomenon.

The pineapple is just taunting you. Oh, you thought the rest of this meal was shit? What if we made it a Hawaiian pizza too?

Apparently he was shot in the leg. Might as well chop those things off at this point and cut your losses, Brandon.

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…