Even though there’s almost no chance it is, I’m choosing to believe that this is an Age of Empires II reference.

Looked like a great call actually.

Christian Joo must breeze through airport security.

I hate this guy with the force of a thousand volcanoes, but this is legitimately sweet.

HOW HAS THIS NOT HAPPENED YET

CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*GUNSHOT*TO*HEAD*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP

This is the falconsiest falconing anyone has ever falconed, and anyone ever will.

It’s because most of them are English, and the English are bitter, humourless people.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. The lesson the human species will keep forgetting forever and ever.

Counterpoint: Anyone who actually believes that this “dispute” is real is a moron.

It’s called contrarianism.

You’re a weird guy, Burke.

Way to step all over the joke.

35-10 ain’t bad though.

What was that thing I told myself I should ask when this came along?

No.

The Russian call is probably too stoic. My money is on the French.

False dichotomy; pandering to this crowd for stars.

What is going on right now? Seriously, what the hell is all this? How can this be happening?