Come on man. Kobe, LeBron, Shaq...these guys were stars before they set foot on an NBA court. Quit pretending not to know what I mean.

Yeah you do.

It’s not about who loves you man. It’s about who hates you. When you’re good enough to be a thorn in the side of a passionate opposing fan, you’re a star. Curry...I don’t think so. He’s too old already to start making a name.

Sac has a passionate following. That is more than can be said for at least 15 other teams.

Except the people I named actually won things and were amazing. Who are those nobodies you just named?

Ain’t no take like a hot take I say.

What does League Pass have to do with storylines?

Harden and Curry? Are you seriously suggesting that these people will one day become Jordan, Iverson, Shaq, Kobe, LeBron, etc?

Projected eyes =/= actual eyes. They have their money, sure, but it will be damaging if ratings don’t meet expectations.

There is no point to any of this. The NBA will witness a slow decline in viewership over the next few years and the bubble may well burst.

You sure love the sound of your own voice don’t you?

Oh no! Some guy kept throwing himself at a bunch of rocks and one time they killed him. Whatever will we do?

What in your opinion is the % likelihood that they did it given everything we know?

Lack of perspective is designed into the very ethos of America. Good luck figuring stuff out.

There is NEVER a bad time for this gif.

This. Is. Glorious.

I see you are hell-bent on ushering in the butthurt era of Deadspin.

OK thanks.

People similar to the people who write for this website.

This comes close to nailing it.