Trump gonna be at his inauguration with very few people attending like...

It must’ve been brutal when those armed men barged into your home/office/mother’s basement and forced you to click on this link.

“No one respects black men more than me.”

Trump: “I met a black man today. He was the very best black man. His Father was one of the best black men to ever be alive besides me.”

hero, straight up...f’en hero.

Two easy steps to a post-divorce “revenge body”:

theres something inherently masturbatory about manipulating parts of your body with someone else in mind.

Meth. Meth makes the worst parents ever. That woman’s face has it written all over.

So, the father lived in the house and only now discovered that one of his children was locked in one of the bathrooms for two years? Did he think his son was on a really long field trip?

My coworker drinks shakes out of those bottles. He includes oats in his. It literally looks like vomit.

Any stories that Jezebel publishes about money and poverty as it relates to all kinds of women are stories I want to read. There’s so much shame and secrecy about finances in our culture, and stories like this have a way of lancing those boils and making everything clearer and easier for everybody.

I would have gone with “Apple”. I mean, he steals everyone else’s jokes, so why not steal kids’ names too?

Everything I have read about Carrie Fisher since her death has made me love her even more. This is an amazing way to go.

I mean, it was huge pop culture news. It’d be weirder if they didn’t approach the subject.

yes hello its scripted in the sense that the producers sat all 3 sisters down and prompted them to have this conversation

This can’t be actual footage from the show, there’s no clips of them eating takeout salad

I’ve never really thought about it a terribly large amount before, but it must take gigantic balls to allow yourself to be filmed in your most vulnerable moments. I have nothing but respect for Kim’s ability to do that.

But was she pernicious?

John Oliver is British, so he probably finds this reception to be a comforting reminder of his rightful place in the universe.

Me: Jeez, I am so tired right now. I’ll be asleep in no time...