My mom also uses it to heat water for dishwashing! Which reminds me that she has an electric kettle. So, booyah.

Oooh mi goreng. Y'all are too good for Chicken-flavored Top Ramen in a cup, huh?

To me, they're pretty exclusively associated with dorm rooms. To make instant ramen. Though college students nowadays are probably way too fancy for that.

That's when it's weirdest.

I'm going to assume I should read that like this:

Happy Birthday!

As I've said before, Donald's post-Community career isn't surprising if you know what he'd already accomplished. But Alison's lack of one really is.

And male-focused movies M and kids-focused ones K?

I have not, but I like Tim Robinson and your endorsement makes me even more interested. Now to find out what channel it's on….

Took me til now to get through it, but that was a really good article. Thanks.

Sympathies, man. I ONLY like it with lots of cream. Except with dessert, when I only like it black. But I will run out in the middle of the night and get cream because little bums me more than waking up in the morning—especially a weekend morning, when I could sit and enjoy it—to not enough cream for my coffee.

It's been awhile since we called you fancy. Had to go and do something to change that, eh?

I watched S6 basically real-time! What I didn't watch was S4, and still haven't. But I don't count that as not having watched all of Community (Ohhhh—Grumblesnitch and Pumpkinpatch burn!)

I knew I could count on you…

Oh. Well I can't think of the right fishstick for that either :)

You didn't watch past S3 of Community? How did I not know that? What is the appropriate fishstick for such a revelation?

Yeah…Beth Stelling liking her coffee black, like her soul, is about the best things get around here these days.

Ugh. The giant video still of Trump eating an overcooked steak might be worse than that GWAR one with the ripping flesh that was up around Christmas. Why, AV Club? Whyyyyy?

Oh—it's definitely not bad. Years of hearsay and children's books had me totally terrified about it. It was nothing—I think my dentist was kind and gave me the jelly, then the needle numbing stuff, so I didn't feel anything but pressure/vibration.

I didn't know it til now, but that was exactly the gif I needed to see today.