Yeah, I'd like to take credit, but I'm pretty sure it's just genetics. As a trade-off, I have terrible hearing—despite the fact that I'm, like, the only Millennial I know who doesn't walk around with earbuds in constantly—which definitely runs in the family.

Oh man, my sympathies. I got my first one well into adulthood.

I have REALLY got to stop going to bed so early….darn kid.

Well I feel dumb. Kickpuncher has a little outfit with Miffy on it and I had no idea she was a children's book character. I just thought it was a cute bunny on a onesie … :-X

Me three!

Is someone throwing it??

Auggie-freaked on Digi's birthday!

Yes or yes?

For comparison: http://www.cbc.ca/news/cana…

<obligatory>What's a diminanannana?</obligatory>

When you write it out like a poem—and ignore that it's our current president trying to string a sentence together—it's kind of pretty.

This reads like when I used to have Google Voice email transcripts of phone messages to me, but worse.

Snickers is a hell of a drug…

Although according to a Facebook article I saw yesterday (so, you know, hard-hitting, reliable news source), the CEO of Little Caesar's once paid Rosa Parks's rent. So Little Caesar's is actually too good for this guy….

My top two of this season. But I'm a sucker for a tap interlude.

Probably more of the reason why they're chauffeured around than we would like to think…

Pictured: me, when I realized what that weird thing that happened in the background of the scene was….

Maybe it's the dark, gritty reboot?

I'm with ya. But we all know I like to kick puppies and rainbows, so I'm not sure you're in good company….

Agreed on both points. I miss Greg.