“One down, nobody on, bottom of the fifth here at Busch Stadium, as Deadspin Commenter steps up to the plate.”

Back in 2001 I worked at Bath and Body Works at Lenox Mall in Atlanta, GA when Whitney and Bobby came in. Whitney bought over $600 of candles and lotions. Bobby picked out one thing - a fishbowl full of small orange goldfish shaped glycerine soaps. He wanted every single one we had for his daughter. I can’t stop…

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lol, yes, it’s exactly the same thing, this is a perfect comparison.

Just flip the playpen over on that bish.

I’m not saying it’s in the beauty industry, I’m saying it’s part of the “beauty lifestyle” of today. Just because you can’t wear it and it’s not a part of your body doesn’t mean it can’t enhance your attractiveness or appeal. Keep taking everything literally, though.

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

The people at Gawker did a hell of a thing when they hired Greg Howard to write for them, and I am sure I’m not the only one who is thankful they did.

The one thing I would always hate was when people stacked on the side of the table close to the window. Leaning over other people to try and pick up a pile of stuff is risky at best. Polite, easy to deal with stacking at the free edge of the table always made me happy. And you can usually use it as a tell that you’re…

You are correct. I’ve also known some servers who take personal offense at plate stacking. “That’s my job. Are they implying I can’t do my job?” Which is thin-skinned bullshit, but...

NO NO NO NO NEVER DO THIS.

depends on how you stack them. if you’re stacking plates and flatware and trash all intermingled and whatnot- better to just not do it because carrying a tower of dirty dishes and trash plus whatever else is already in your hands is a huge pain in the ass. If however you make neat stacks of big plates, small plates,…

Yup, there’s an order to stacking, and it has to be stable!

If someone at the table has been a server does it, great! Sometimes people who haven’t try, and it’s very precarious.

Depends on the restaurant and the server

the debate was had. you lost. by a score of roughly Sherman’s March to the Atlantic to nil. your flag commemorates hatred, treason, and the deaths of hundreds of thousands of americans in the name of preserving white supremacy. Dylann Roof waved it knowing that you and the entirety of South Carolina stood behind him…

Super age appropriate too. I have this book for my daughter (age 5, we’ve read only bits and pieces.)

This is too long, but I have Thoughts. (I’m in the greys though, so no one will see this anyway).