The worst thing about “dad bod” is the missed opportunity to call it a “father figure”

Still a better love story than Twilight.

I just started using a Nars concealer for under my eyes and it works like a goddamn Harry Potter spell. It’s so good.

Congrats to Jennifer Connelly on her very first computer!

I read “The Da Vinci Fart” in the middle of a meeting and I had an involuntary spit-cackle-spasm that I tried to cover up with a cough and it led into an entire conversation about my seasonal allergies, I don’t even have seasonal allergies

I choose this as my Mom story:

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Team of stylists or not, she is already up, smiling and doing her job. Respect.

This is a really great story and I’mma let you finish, but the image of a drugged-up girl laying intubated in the ICU writing “Beyoncé?” desperately on a piece of paper for a confused, pitying nurse is the funniest fucking image of all time.

poor thing’s probably 2-dimensional IRL by now.

We didn’t have a cake topper. At the time, it never occurred to me that such options were available. I was also way more focused on the “groom’s cake” (which was really the bride’s cake because my husband knew it was happening regardless) - which was, in true Steel Magnolias style, a red-velvet armadillo cake.

No. Flat out, NO. I live in Sihanoukville, Cambodia and the worst thing you can do is interact with street kids. I know it’s tough, but teaching them to braid, stamping their hands, giving them money (especially) is very, very dangerous. I don’t know how to say this eloquently, but white people look the same. Being…

Mine, too. I was explaining about voting rights to them after watching Mary Poppins and they looked at me liked I was lying.

Karl Lagerfeld is like 80+ years old. If he's anything like my grandparents, he probably thinks this is what it's supposed to do.

What fraternity is this shirt from?

On the DAY OF prom, I got a call from a friend asking if I knew her cousin, a senior who also went to our school. He was nice enough but, quite frankly, a pretty weird kid. She says he wasn’t going to prom since he didn’t have a date. I said I wasn’t so sure about the “date” part, but that he should come join all of…

FLOTUS is amazing and I love pretty much everything she does. Kill it, girlfriend. Black girls DO rock.

A gun in the home is 22 times more likely to be used to kill or injure in a domestic homicide, suicide, or unintentional shooting than to be used in self-defense.

Yeah that stressed me out, I thought I'd been spelling it wrong personally

That was done in test markets and from what I heard it was not as well-received as Sephora had hoped, so I don't think they'll be doing something similar anytime soon. :(