The other lawyers I know have been remarking about how Trump reminds us of that client who’s sure everything will be fine if we would just let him talk directly to the judge and work things out.

It’s not a Sikh turban. You can find those turbans in many Black beauty supply stores. Usually seen on older women, though. Also worn by Andre 3000 like 15 years ago.

Like I said, wishy-washy, but still better than Plank comparing his company’s declining stock to Tom Brady coming back from a deficit in the Super Bowl

You’re incorrectly assuming the particle belongs to “parents’.” It does not. It belongs to “story,” of which there is only one.

I apologize and I rectified.

Masterminds? You mean the people who came up with the plot?

If the media didn’t cover the masterminds, then how is she referencing the ABC story about it from 3 years ago...

Instead of being a public school teacher, maybe you should have been a billionaire, then just think of the impact you could have on kids’ lives!

I love how the states with the worst school systems all voted in favor of the worst cabinet pick.

I am a public school teacher. I am sitting at my desk, which is in a classroom in a public school full of minorities and SpEd students, and I am weeping. I have about 9 minutes left on my lunch break, and I don’t know that I can pull it together in time. I am crushed, absolutely gutted. I am afraid for my students, I…

I’m going to enjoy the inevitable picture of Brady smiling, Trump smiling, their mutual love visible and visceral in the hearts of all those Patriots fans insisting it doesn’t matter. IT DOESN’T MATTER AT ALL that our QB loves a fascist. That the joy of their oh so tolerant hearts wouldn’t go to a black man’s White…

Another rule, if you’re a dad, you must write texts like a letter.

I said that about a) afros b) bell bottoms c) blue mascara. I caved on each one when it got trendy.

This is my cat laying on the decoy Kindle so that I can read on my iPad in peace. She has glorious belly floof.

Here’s our middle kitty taking up every inch of the couch she can manage. Yes, she is just as sweet as she looks.

Yay pets! Here are my spooning kitties.

I think people ignore her resting level of fitness and health. She’ll be fine. I on the other hand am so hungover I’m barely fit to be pregnant with a burrito.

TIL people actually watch that douchebag Bill Maher.

For so long, I thought she was singing “are you jealy”? And then I found out she was spelling out his name. So. Yup.