And somehow with no mention of slavery. Go figure.

This is my secret fear, too!

I’d say “thriving” rather than surviving! So pumped for a potential Rafa v. Fed/ Vee v. Ree weekend.

Nah, G. This guy had a blinking neon sign that was blaring TROLL. I say this as a Jezebel hate-reader. You can admit that you were just spoiling for a fight. It’s ok. We’ve all been there.

You wish this guy were the “perfect Jezebel commenter.” In fact, he is just another iteration of the well-known “tomato” troll. Sorry you fell for his bullshit.

Y’all also forgot to crown Sports Baby of the Year in the Deadspin awards. Still waiting for those results with marked anticipation.