I never liked Ramona Quimby much.

@AtomiClash: Ah but it's so commonly taken out of context that quote. As Kurt Vonnegut noted, Opium was the anesthesia and general use drug of the time. It's the rough equivalent of saying religion is the weed of the masses. It's not entirely negative in that quote.

@lovecake: It sounds nicer than 'major fuckup'

@JinxyMcDeath: What do you say about a no-ownership stake over Jerusalem because I've heard that idea batted around as having Jerusalem be an itnernational-controlled zone under UN jurisdiction or something as opposed to letting it be a flashpoint for religious extremism on either side....of three parties.

My eye for an eye reflex is twitching.

Nothing is real.

@bangers: Ah! My eyes! It's stabbing my english major soul!

I love this girl so much.

@Citizen Kang: I was about to ask: how do you train a tiger?

@That-Dude: Oh your optimism that any material of note will make it past the ridiculous hoops and hurdles that is the ridiculously convoluted process of creating a film is so heartening.

@Kate2.18: Rhetoric is everything in political discussions. Fight dirty.

Good lord it took me a full 15 minutes of looking over this link over and over again to finally get this pun

@Bgirl_Hamster: Which then just makes one wonder, why get officially married at all?

Remember in Watchmen? When the Comedian kills the pregnant Vietnamese woman who was pregnant? We remember that, my parents were Vietnamese and we remember that, and the village burnings, and Agent Orange, and exactly how many people were held accountable for all of that: zero.

I'd rather have anyone but Harry Reid as majority leader right now.

Thanks Drew, we'll keep on truckin'

It's because English is such a ridiculously convoluted language with spellings and pronunciations that make absolutely no sense at all. It's like French with gendering their nouns, except worse

AlrightI skipped the part where I was going to take this dignified and with grace and went straight to smashing my head against my keyboard.

@hortense: I'll cover all the bases with Wikipedia Brown, I'll meet you halfway.

The only princess truly worth being in modern fairy tales is Ofelia from "Pan's Labyrinth"