@Trulymadlyme: Ah, the long and sordid history of Haiti. That we are more than somewhat responsible for

@hortense: Nah, that kind of money is seriously good at any age.

@AbbyNormal: Braincrazy FemiZombie: Behehehe. Dorian Grey

Elmo looks different for some reason.

@BellaTricks: And though you profess

Watchmen. Watchmen. WATCHMEN

"I unearthed a 1960 Life the other day, from the week that Eisenhower and Khrushchev addressed the UN"

Machines make the world better!

Very quickly

I always thought that were I ever to own a gun it'd be a hand-sized derringer or something.

Okay so that lighting is positively ethereal.

"President Obama has officially recognized April as Sexual Assault Awareness Month."

I just realized this story was worth telling.

Uh

FUCK YOU PENGUIN

@badmutha: No way

@geekgirlliz: I've got them as a dude and I don't know why.

@greengrey: Abortion sometimes wakes me up in the wee hours of the night to sing Celine Dion to me. I never get a wink of sleep.

@Your Screenplay Sucks: GDI I didn't get this until later down the line

@Kivrin: Noooo that's a little trade secret. Actors with big heads are preferred because they read better on camera or something.