@SweetSerengeti: Shhh, but Haitians were dirty, dirty socialists and American fights the commies!

@Eeva: Oh dear god I nearly choked laughing.

@Mafalda para Presidente: Omg! I thought that too.

Well Japan, it's your own damn fault that nobody in the world can stand your ridiculously xenophobic standards of conduct. Now look at where you are: fastest shrinking population in the 1st world

Videogames are not working well enough.

@dirtybee says we bee obama jammin: It's averaging about 60ish

@JuneCarter: Dude man, dude!

Oh culture legislation, you always seem to f$%k things up.

Shes a-maz-ing!

@KiddyKat: Reporting from Southern California, Irvine here; Epicenter of the Yes on 8 Campaign.

@nolongerinacubiclestillawhore: Orange County is hell.

@TheVaginaWig: And Conneticut!

@Sannomiya:

@Archetype:

This really kind of killed any sort of Obama victory elation I would've had.