Or this guy.

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No it's hot if you are already hot but just having a scruffy beard does not make anyone attractive.

So you're young enough to be living at home, you've tried out a million different religions, you converted to Islam a month and a half ago because your friends were doing it, and you're demanding your mother take you seriously?

"A beast?" Excuse me while I take my eyeballs out of this yahtzee cup. How was that determined - certainly not by this trailer, she's hardly in it. What is this a paid advertisement? Did Watson's pr, or the studio's - request a quick handjob and you oblige? I recall a couple years ago, all 'the black swan,' paid…

Yes.... Just yes. This is amazing, and I want it on a poster on my wall NOW.

Heads up to people who redeemed an AMD Never Settle Coupon from a recently bought videocard, you will be getting this game for free according to a Tweet today from AMD.

Right in the childhood.

Yup. Grunt is my favorite character by far. The krogan were my favorite thing about the game, I loved their dignity and gravitas, and watching Wrex was a huge part of the experience — but something about the innocence, and the nuclear power, and the krogan hope that Grunt symbolized really touched me. I wish I could…