Batman Returns did give us this nice little moment:

This is a fun read. My only real comment I feel compelled to make is that DC officially became a part of Warner Brothers in 1972 - so they were already a company that COULD make their own stories into movies without fighting a studio for creative rights for decades before Marvel ever could. Even though Tim Burton was…

Looks like the driver of that Compass needs a better sense of

Honestly Luke and Leia being Vader’s kids fucked up the timeline completely. I mean Yoda was some ancient space wizard who lived to be 900. Totally plausible Obi-Wan was crazy old too, and Darth Vader as well by extension.

Keep this in mind: How many people actually know the story of Padme Amidala and Anakin Skywalker?

Right? And somehow Rey knew the Falcon was the ship that did the Kessel run in however many Parsecs. Ugh.

It’s salt, dammit! It’s not snow, it’s a completely new thing we’ve never seen before!

Luke and Han were a relatively minor figures in the actual history of the galaxy, as far as anyone knows. Like, sure, they fired the shots that blew up the Death Stars, but we don’t know the names of even the most notable pilots in our own wars going on in real life right now. People (even historians) are far more…

Y’all motherfuckers can accept Gravity, an entire movie based around this concept that’s supposed to take place in our universe with our physics, but can’t accept that Leia can use the force to move like 20 feet in zero-G.

I need more opinions on sand.

The new movies acknowledge the prequels. Kylo Ren mentions a clone army in the first one and Luke briefly recounts the rise of Darth Sidious in the new one. There’s not a lot of reason to dwell on those events 50something years later, honestly.

The best thing about the current Star Wars comics is that they actively embrace the prequels. The worst thing about the current Star Wars movies is that they actively brush away the prequels.

Ok.

I don’t know how to do gifs and emojis. But I’ll just type blank face and leave

*blank face*

I had a big crush on Gomez Addams as a kid, first in the form of John Astin and then especially in the form of Raul Julia, so I see no reason to deny future generations the same opportunity.

Kid speaks Chinese. But can’t write English. Probably inherited her maternal grandfather’s intelligence.

“Fortunately, we came across this one”