WANT. If I ever win the lottery, the first thing I’m doing is running right out and getting myself an obnoxious door-knocker of a ring. And then I’m gonna rig up some kind of light I can wear on my wrist to make it sparkle and have my own portable disco ball.

I support you in your goals and dreams.

Oh, no! That’s not me! That’s a pic of one of the world’s largest diamonds.

Ooooh are we posting our rings?

Whatever.

“I love how he randomly grabs my hand, tilts it so the ring sparkles in the sun, and smiles.”

People are assholes. I like my single solitare diamond. You do you!

Haters gonna hate, I love my ring.

The only reason I specifically wanted a diamond is because I could literally wear it with anything. I don’t like changing my jewelry, so I wear the same plain silver necklace every single day, the same silver and white watch every single day, and the same wedding ring every single day. They all match everything.…

What’s wrong with being funny in bed? Asking for a friend.

After I got engaged, it struck me how weird people are with rings — especially other people’s rings.

Holy shit, this is the first thing I see when I came here today? Did you guys know I was having a shit morning and decide to cheer me up?

opals tempered with unicorn tears - putting that on my ring upgrade list for when we get rich

Plus she’s tall. So that might have made her look older.

I hate Nick Kroll. But he’s at least a billionaire. What does Jon Hamm have? I don’t think Amy needs another cheating alcoholic like Will Arnett.

As much as I like Jon Hamm, I’m wondering why you hate Amy Pohler.

I am not sad about Amy and Nick because.. Amy is too good for every man on earth. I just want her to be happy. So if it wasn’t working, no sense in her wallowing in it. Accept the reality and move forward.

....how the fuck did I not know that Amy Poehler has been dating Nick Kroll for TWO YEARS?!

I wuv you!

My friend called him a dick for stealing her bowling lanes. This was at Lucky Strike where it's mostly bar and lounge and then two lanes for bowling. My friends group was all set up to bowl when The Gos and his entourage waltzed in and swooped the lanes right out from under them. My friend made sure she was within…