The floor is lava!

Congratulations on some really stupid “content”.

I’m so lucky my wife hates to wear any jewelry. Instead, we took the money I would have spent on a stupid ring and made a nice down payment on a house.

If you have zero interest in any of those movies, you have bad taste in movies.

And what happened to the idea that if you’re going to be a police officer, you’re going to be putting your life on the line to serve the public? That means you sometimes have to take a risk and not fucking shoot someone just because they might pose a threat.

The crazy is strong in this one.

OP is simply in for a world of hurt. He’s home schooled, sheltered and comes from an fundamentalist background. His friend is free to roam the world, engage it and grow. He’s hanging onto antiquated ideals that don’t work well in the real world. Sex before marriage is a good idea. Many Christians make a big deal that…

Pretty much all of your questions can be answered with “Some people have different needs/setups than you do.”

A little hint, if you don’t have a culinary torch around an alternative that some might have in their work shop is an electric heat gun. It can do some crazy accurate toasting to perfect levels on just about anything. I’ve used it to get some nice crust on meat, toast marshmallows and make the best nachos/quesadillas.

I must not understand...

I’m torn here between my hatred of urban bikers — particularly those on Citibikes — and the fact that the NYPD did not have to treat the guy like he was about to be shipped off to Gitmo.

Oh my god, it could have been called WareHouse of the Dead.

Before you can update today’s reflection, you need to update the reflection updater. Would you like to restart your mirror now?

I see the arguments, but most of them are based on a “best case scenario” for using payday loans, and I don’t think that’s how they end up working in practice. For example:

Why is this even a question? Over. Always over. Only monsters do under.

I am 92% positive these are the same person.

FitBit Charge HR because it is easy to use, does everything you need, synchs with other apps and phones. Have had it over a year without complaints, snafus or glitches. What is UP with that...oh, you didn’t ask for my LEAST favorite tracker? Sorry! Bought mine at Target.

FitBit Charge HR because it is easy to use, does everything you need, synchs with other apps and phones. Have had it…

Nobody that has ever driven in a Texas city should be surprised by this video.

I feel like advising that people who are trying to get out of debt - everyone that I’ve personally known that’s gone through FPU had this as their chief goal - should automatically give up 10% of their income (It wouldn’t matter if you were saying to give it to a church or any other organization) is incredibly…