To the detriment of us all, I'm sure.

Dude! That's way funnier than mine.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't notice it in the commentary occasionally, but I'd also be lying if I said I read the blog regularly. I just noticed another commenter on this article state that his joke about the site was deleted and figured I'd throw one up myself. It's not to be taken seriously although no doubt some…

Well, my post stuck around, how about that? What did you post that was so awful, lol?

This is sort of how I imagine everyone at Jezebel works...

Let's try it...

Lol, no no. I do not associate with the kinds of people who would think throwing a formal dinner party is a fun thing to do. Or maybe they don't associate with me. Yeah, probably that last one.

Sorry, that was totally a joke but that doesn't come across on the internet sometimes. I went back and noted that, just slightly too late.

You! You're telling me which utensil to use. Right at this very moment. Fuck off!

There's almost nothing I hate more than an ultra fancy dinner where someone is going to tell me what utensil to use for which dish. Fuck off! I'll eat my salad with any damn fork I please! Good food, good friends, booze, and basic manners are all that's required - everything else is just pretension.

Occasionally Black Friday deals are good, but more often than not they aren't really deals at all. Add to that the fact that some stores are now opening stupid early, some even on Thanksgiving itself, and the fact that people endlessly in search of a bargain will literally, LITERALLY, be camping out in front of stores…

Definitely #2

Can anyone explain to me what the tangible benefit of IPS over whatever the traditional method is?

I much prefer 13", however my next MBP will probably be the 15" model because of the discrete graphics card and processor.

Duh

Well, then we disagree entirely.

All of your friends are successful despite their major though, not because of it. In all of those cases, there is almost surely another degree better suited to their field. I'm not saying there's zero value to a liberal arts degree, but I think it would be foolish to go into a lot of debt to obtain one.

So much fail in this post. I just can't.

There's a map store here in town, and I've always wondered, "How does a store that exclusively sells maps stay in business?" Now I know, and the answer is better than I could have possibly imagined.