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Diaz then commented that the UFC shouldn't behave so niggardly.

Garcia essentially let the sound of a club leaving a bag on one swing destroy the next 31 holes of the tournament. With a chance to catch the leader on 17, he went full on beer-league scramble with a quad bogey. That's choking by any definition.

He's got to be careful—he's entered that sweet spot between "Interesting to the Bengals" and "Subject to a lengthy prison term," and he wouldn't want to screw that up by getting greedy.

Dee thought he had a sure shot at sabotaging the taxpayer.

This picture is about making snide remarks at a known dildo. Newsflash you stupid cocks: WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR. Make me laugh or I will cunt punt this entire commentariat

The fourth broken D, of course, being Detroit.

"If Roger Goodell were black, he'd be just another incompetent sports executive. You know, like I am."

Brokaw: Don't get your head down, A.J.

Here's a picture of a Vols flag operation perpetrated by the government.

He can take solace in the fact that he's surrounded by the family and friends that love him.

This is true. There's probably enough hedging in the story (like saying "potential suspects") that they can cover their asses. But the photo/headline combo, I'm not so sure about. The play on the term "bag man" I feel could get them in trouble. It's always associated with criminal activity (though usually dirty

I agree that there is a bit of a gray area here because Deadspin's core purpose is to report on things that happen, but going after people who are profiting off of misfortune is a tough line for them to walk (see Manti Te'o etc.). As someone who reads this site every day and usually eats it all up, I won't condemn

I don't see why Chipper is getting shit for this. The guy is an obvious asshole. He brought it all on himself. I mean, Chipper could have taken the high road, but I don't see why him taking pot shots at the guy is so bad. Especially considering the uneven nature of the exchange. This guy was using personal information

This is what I did when I was five. I would poke my brother without my Mom seeing until he got mad enough to hit me and then I would yell, "Mom, he's hitting me!". I'm pretty sure I deserved it, just like if you instigate for no apparent reason, you can't claim you're being bullied when they go after you.

Luke Hancock should get all the credit in the world. Though this is his initial reaction, he then breaks off of everyone holding him back, climbs onto the court and comforts his injured teammate. Stepping up in light of that injury for a teammate, what a man.

Seriously Ware will be fine as he will get a medical redshirt so Louisville has no reason to muster him out. (I had the same injury and it actually works best to get back on your feet as quickly as possible. The bones only heal when weight is applied.)

Articles like this one and the Slate one (which presumably were written by people who didn't play division one sports) are laughable. As someone who played D1 and have many friends who did as well in major and mid major conferences, questions like "why would Louisville renew his scholarship if he can't play?" are

When a student-athlete suffers what could be deemed as a career ending injury, the school is able to have the student-athlete "medically disqualify" themself. In doing so, the team is awarded the scholarship back and the injured student-athlete is rewarded with a scholarship from a special fund in the athletic

Basketball players can qualify for medical redshirts and medical hardships (he'll still have a full ride, but switch to a non-playing role with the team). If he can't come back, that's more likely than not what will in fact happen. If the school tries to medical hardship him and he believes he can still play, the