Incredibly appropriate positioning of ellipsis 

This is still my favorite wheels off moment in F1.

consequently the organizers are really going to have to bill the weekend more as a festival of sorts = they need music and entertainment to accompany whatever racing is going on.

I’m using my powers of imagination to just believe that Merceds doesn’t exist

Oh man, isn’t this the case. Just imagine if the Red Bull car was as good as the Mercedes.

On first impression, this seems like less of a gimmick than NASCAR’s stages, etc.

If the Mercs didn't exist we'd all be whinging about Max

“Sorry Lewis, you’re too good you will have to start from the back or drive the Ferrari”

And they’re stuck with that car next year too, can’t they just use the 2019 car like Force India ? 

That would have turned my inbox and my Twitter mentions into a formidable hell that I am just not equipped to deal with today

tbh...i feel like you (or your headline writer) missed an opportunity there

Ferrari: <sets itself on fire>

I know you're saying this like it's a bad thing, which it undoubtedly is, but also I am really interested in knowing how many times it can happen hahahahahaha

Sure it does. It uses the Mustang’s reputation and brand recognition to give the Mach-E more attention and associate it with being sporty. It likely won’t actually hurt the Mustang’s reputation that much.

I am in agreement here, everyone should retire at the age of 40. 

I corrected a companion Jalopnik article.

Claymores are the answer. Can be had cheaply. Gonna need some when the civil war starts on November 4th anyway.

Since I got this wood chipper? Fewer.

countercounterpoint: have both