MS office in particular is the one that gets under my skin. Thr whole point of a sercice is that you are incrementally subsidizing thr cost of innovation and maintenance, whereas a product only gets support if something is going tremendously wrong or is expensive enough to warrant thorough support.

Gouge your eyes out, get an NES classic

El Presidente, it seems the blue-collar Mars colonists are staging a revolution and calling themselves the “Blue Faction”. We must do something or they will completely destroy our fully-destructible environments.

Thry are already a fence for stolen goods; saw a shady looking guy walk in once with a grocery bag filled with about 5 iPhones. Gamestop accepted them with no question.

Except for EA or Ubi, they dont even try.

They are losing money when i decide to emulate instead of being able to buy their product. “Id buy it if i could” sounds like lost profit to me.

My mom threw out my Earthbound box, now she’s in an earthbound box.

Mythical hero Ah-chai-lees?

Protest with your wallet then. Stick to your word and do not spend cash on it. They will get the picture if their pricing model is a failure.

Look at the best those consoles currently offer and you’d be disappointed. Diablo 3 is still one of the most “recent” best offerings.

Cult of the shareholder strikes again.

Buy used on eBay; if Gamestop is shitty to its employees and customers, don’t help them out.

Easy solution: I just kill Ghandi first, or just go full-on warmonger

Do you know how easy it is to join a militia? Check this shit out:

Step 1: Ask yourself “Do I want to join a militia?”
Step 2: Say “Yes”

Congrats! You are now in a militia!

I vote for myself if I legitimately had an amazing game like 80% of the match on fire, healing/dealing over 33% of the teams damage, or 4+ gold medals.

She fucked up twice actually, or is a liar - If she was backing out of a parking spot, she would have to be in reverse, meaning that if she floored the accelerator (who floors pedals in a parking lot), she would have went the other direction. So she put her car in drive and floored the accelerator.