YES!

I’ve read enough about Jack where he seemed like the biggest low-key asshole. I recall a story about how he had that picture of Lena on stage with Taylor Swift and a bunch of models as his background because he thought Lena looked hilarious next to a bunch of conventionally attractive women.

Since she is the queen of making up entire stories about people who don’t even know who she is, I’m betting he didn’t need to do anything to get her going.

Or how about: Do you ever think about the fact that if the sun suddenly went out, no one on earth would know for seven minutes?

I thought it meant 40k? As in the difference between his bid and the amount the bid was raised?

I see that a lot. I get the whole romance and surprise thing. But marriage is one of the most important decisions in your life, and if that is what you want, sit him/her down and have an adult conversation about it.* Can’t tell you how many people I’ve known who’ve waited months or years for him to ask, but were too…

I’m one of those people who every now and then forgets how to interact, and when I want to jump in on a discussion I’ll have a weird thought process. Like if 2 people are talking about movies, I’ll be all [hmm, movies ==> movie stars ==> stars ==> stellar lifecycles] “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT IN A FEW BILLIONS YEARS…

You’re not expecting too much. The times call for us to be more intentional in our actions and Sean Penn is no exception.

Side note: why put this shit on Twitter? When my ex pulled similar shit, I told no one, and social media is the last place you’d read about my drama. There are some people out there who still think we got married!

Because Lena Dunham is an attention whore with no boundaries or apparent need for privacy.

Interesting to see that Emilia Clarke, who was all #timesup on Instagram yesterday has no problem attending a Sean Penn event. Am I expecting too much from people here? Does it matter that it’s for a good cause? Ugh.

Jenna Fischer is making me sad. She’s like the people that peak in high school and keep trying to get everyone together for the reunion, but no one else wants to go. She needs to let Pam go. I’m sure she will be good in other things.

I can’t tell if Jack intentionally led Lena on and messed with her head “as a joke” or everything was same old, same old, and she started reading more into things because of wishful thinking.

So who gets to keep Taylor Swift?

Jack is a cutie.. maybe I need to log in to Tindy.

Well I’d say the guy’s better off without her if that’s the sort of weird drama game shite she’s going to pull.

When you’ve been dating 5 years and marriage is really important to you then walk away when that ring don’t come. Or you don’t have the balls to propose yourself. Especially, if you’re the feminist you claim to be. When you’re publicly begging your man for a ring, you’re DONE and it’s hard to respect the…

Uh, that’s not passive aggressive. That’s AGGRESSIVE aggressive.

Journo makes more than I!

Lena is insufferable. I’m not sad about this.