It’s going to be a gritty britflick and therefore fucking bollocks because Guy Ritchie was a one-hit wonder.

OH MY GOD YES! You are so right. I mean I couldn’t possible have been talking about the hundreds of grown ass men at the event for an industry that increasingly reveals how toxic it is. I was definitely talking about five kids. Those five kids in a sea of hundreds of people is totally who I meant. Thank you so much…

I must have activated the spore drive and ended up in a universe where Bollywood doesn’t exist

Yeaaaah, I think that’s a pretty weird thing to get angry at him about. He said: “I want to take a moment to just say thank you to Eve, who always stood by me for 22 years. And my four children — Clara, Esther, Jamyan and Anouk — I love you. ... There wouldn’t have been any Emmit Stussy without David Thewlis and…

At least one of them could’ve literally said that though.

I don’t think he said anything (then again, he didn’t win), but I wanna think that Steve Carell wore the pin knowing what it meant.

I think the guys were smart enough to more or less to keep their mouths shut. It wasn’t their time or place. But...

I appreciate there’s only been so many hours since the awards but no way are these handful of men the only insincere “allies” in the crowd last night. Looking forward to a more comprehensive analysis.

I’d be on your side if he wasn’t wearing a pin that said “Time’s Up”. Don’t wear a pin supporting a cause if you don’t even know what that cause is. And expect to be asked about it.

Two jars. One for the “sorry not sorry” bullshit, one for the fact they do this shit in the first damn place, knowing full well what dog whistles they’re blowing, in order to rake in bigot dollars of “support” against them politically correct whiners.

Right!? Presumably there were multiple kids at the photo shoot. Just point and command “You two! Switch shirts!” But I guess that would require a certain amount of, at the very least, diversity in thoughts and backgrounds that would be about to pick out something so outrageously problematic.

No people of color (or diversity in general) in those jobs? Or if they are, being overruled by a mostly white management.

This is such an avoidable issue, I don’t even understand how you can be stupid enough to make it. Just put that shirt on a kid of literally any other ethnicity. That’s it! Problem solved.

These controversies seem to happen on the regular (the racist Dove ad and Holocaust striped shirt spring to mind).

I just really hope that he keeps getting positive reinforcement on his shitty form so he goes for higher and higher weight, inevitably leading to a crippling injury. If the world were a just place, Liddle Donnie would be quadriplegic in an abusive care-giving situation.

She’s a correspondent on Samatha Bee’s show and she’s excellent!

Amen. There is no deadlifter more deserving of a herniated disc.

If you go by percentages of money inherited vs money made, I’ve read that Paris is the superior business person. I kept joking about Paris 2016 for President. As it turns out I wasn’t really joking in comparison to who won.

Didn’t she get engaged in, like 2005 or so, have a month-long party in Europe, and then break up at the end of the engagement celebration? This is why we need an estate tax.