How about once a month, and at no other time, he does 300 pound dead-lifts? You know, for body strength.

Conflicts of interest the size of Czarist Russia.

Someone decided to blend the twee embellishments trend, the tea length trend, and the statement sleeves trend, and the Millenial pink trend to horrifying effect.

Why won’t he eat the damn mushrooms!/

She always dresses like an alien that is trying to fit in.

It’s a really awkward, unfortunate length. Kind of like her marriage.

Just another gig for personal enrichment.

A portrait of the Trump marriage.

What the ever loving fuck is Melania wearing? It looks like a table cloth.

I saw Stevie Nicks last summer. She couldn’t hit all the high notes, and Rhiannon isn’t the “exorcism” it was back in the day, but she’s almost 70, and she accommodates and it’s still awesome. And most of The OGs do a TON of vocal work daily just to keep up.

The biggest difference between Mariah and Celine Dion is Celine always keeps her growing vocal limitations in mind and accomodates them. If she sings old songs she adjusts them. And she has no qualms about admitting that (even coaching some kids on The Voice how to do so.)

Anytime something doesn’t go well for me I can now say “I was told there would be hot tea” so thanks MC !

I love her and want the best for her. We went to her Vegas show in February and she was...okay, I guess? The problem is that when you have a million backup dancers around you totally on point, it just kind of highlights that you aren’t anywhere as sharp as they are in your movements.

The only reason I’m truly happy about this is that we won’t have to endure another months-long round of Mariah/NYE chatter.

Dude shouldn’t even be allowed to dress himself..

The oldest profession in the world.

Nice analogy, but it’s not like the island is uninhabitable. Plenty of places are open and accepting guests. But instead of dropping some money there and helping the economy get back on its feet, a bunch of spoiled rich folk would rather head someplace where there’s less hassle and inconvenience.

How lucky the baby of Celina Powell is. She seems nice.

first blind item i've ever deciphered in my life: curly-haired Scientologist teen sitcom actor = Danny Masterson. yay me.