Try yellow grape tomatoes. We had two plants and got so many we had to start composting them. They are very pretty and look and taste great in salads.

I think it’s broken capillaries caused by drink. If you saw his legs (shudder) they are very likely spindly with a thick trunk. Also not the red rimmed eyes, they’re probably gummed shut in the morning.

I’ve stopped swimming in any pool years ago because of the pee factor. A friend has a pool and she admitted that her kids didn’t always get out to pee and that they didn’t always keep up on the cleaning schedule.

Walking a nature trail once and seeing a family feeding a raccoon who was becoming increasingly aggressive towards the food. The family thought it was funny. My friend who lives in area and hates how fearless the raccoons have become because they keep hanging around and harrassing her dog. She said, “Did you know…

Is she still with the convicted child molester? If yes, then fuck her and the horse she rode in on. Losing weight does not make you a good person.

Best excuse for missing work, ever. Especially since he has pics.

That combination would kill me now but I remember using a spoon to get the last of the sugary milk sludge from the bottom of the cup.

This seems appropriate...

They were told it is was a 3 hour cruise.

We used to drink powdered milk as kids and to make it palatable use equal amounts sugar and milk powder.

Jesus, Donald, take the weekend off. You’ve been working too hard.

I’ve been a Costco “wife” for years. Even if you just want to window shop, you still need a card to check out anything you want to buy don’t you?

I had no idea that slavery just ended in the past 5 years.

Ms Imahosa can smile because she knows she is the White House Negro and all the rest are just the help.

and be sure to come in through the delivery entrance.

Sorry guys, but no sympathy. You knew who this guy is and what his real position is with “The Blacks” (copyright pending). Why would things be different today as opposed to every other day? You were a useful tool that he picked up and used and then dropped. All you have to look forward to is your photos being used…

I see red when I pull into gas pumps and someone has parked perfectly enough to take both spaces. And every single time they are super slow, go into the store to pay and meander the snack aisle before finally coming out, sitting in their car for 5 minutes adjusting everything before finally driving off.

What gets me is he looks like a kindly grandpa who loves his grandkiddies. I’d hold the door open for him and be rewarded with a sniff and maybe a casual slur or just be ignored. It’s sad how casual racism is so casual.

I achieved that level of pettiness once. Broke up with a guy, went back on my exercise/eating well regime which I had neglected and ran into him and his family a few months later. What warmed my heart was his relatives telling me I looked great and he had to agree with them.

What happened to The Nanny? Is she still around.