Spicer does not deserve it. He is a fine upstanding spokesman who never has and never will lie to the press or the American people.

MacLeod! You tell Scocca to pay you for another one of those Orioles giveaway reviews you used to do every year. How else will we know when to get our Buck Showalter garden gnomes?

What’s the best way to clean a car after it’s hit, uh, a deer?

Self driving Google cars go amuck. It’s a subcategory of Rise of the Machines, but more annoying because the “perils of disruption” thumbsucking thinkpieces that get published while we’re all being hunted down.

A Snowpiercer-style big freeze would be really bad to die in, what with the starvation and cannibalism and fingers falling off due to frostbite, but there sure is something pretty about new fallen snow that makes everything seem kinda nice.