yea, but, Kurt Russell was in Big Trouble in Little China.

I’ve never been a fan of today’s modern 2 in 1 touch screen computer bullshit and super sleek designs, that just isn’t my jam. I want something boxy that just functions like a computer and nothing more. I would definitely buy one of these computers.

I love spaghetti and meatballs, but crunchy pasta sounds disgusting!

I’m a fan of vaping and even I don’t recommend this device if you want to quit. Granted, vaporizers can help you taper the amount of nicotine you take in, its primary function is to eliminate the shit ton of chemicals cigarettes also contain. If you want to quit smoking then the only thing that’s 100% going to work is…

Wrong type of analogy. The question you should’ve asked: “Would you criticize a sports car because it’s only available with an automatic transmission?” (Answer: yes.)

That’s the landscape from Mario 3, not the original game... *pushes up glasses, adjusts pocket protector*

Notes of Observation:

“kids are stupid. They can’t play a terrible game. Back in my day our games were ugly and hard and read like poorly translated stereo instructions. Games today are crap.”

When you casually talking about where to eat and all your friends agree upon Applebee’s

rub the outside of the pouch to spread the lube inside evenly, make sure it’s not twisted, make sure you guide the penis into it rather than letting it slip off to one side. good instructions for just about anything

I’ve switched from an Android to an iPhone, people have their preferences so don’t be an idiot trying to make this a circlejerk ”debate”

“Only $32” for an elevator ride. They sure do things differently in NYC.

I didn’t read most of the article, but I have several points to make.

No

That's wiper fluid. I wouldn't drink it.

A basic human right? Wow. You guys can take something as simple as bottle water and turn it into some bull-shit bleeding-heart liberal human rights cause. Giz has gone so far downhill recently it's appalling.

Haters assemble in 3... 2... 1...

“the symptoms are sleepiness, difficulty of movement, and hallucinations. “

Of course the easiest way?

And the award for the douchiest text message goes to...