I've had patients legitimately hit on me — one immediately after her abortion, and another right after a pelvic exam.

I think dating within 5-10 years of you age is fine. But if some 40 year old bro isn't willing to consider a 45 year old gal, he needs his car to be keyed.

Every dude in that age range on OkCupid.

Same. I think this data is more to this point:

I like how you leave out all the graphs that show men actually MESSAGE women much closer to their age:

The mere THOUGHT of dating a 22 year old annoys me.

We were in a family-friendly restaurant, around 6:30pm, and I was wearing a loose-fitting, long sleeve shirt, jeans, and no makeup...so I'm not sure where the confusion arose as to what kind of service you were being provided.

He won't acknowledge it. These douchebags never do. But I imagine that he will get wind of it, and at the very least, perhaps he will learn not to be a douchebag again to someone who can I.D. him.

Laura's employer sounds like a great place to work.

In other news, it sounds like Brian got a little of Laura to go. Just ... not the part that he wanted. OOPS.

It's never so hot that you can't cover your ass and stomach with a thin layer of cotton.

Goodell is a mendacious tool who's undoubtedly going to to get canned or can himself in the near future. But Ray Rice is unlucky. I say that not to defend his conduct in any way; slugging your wife/girlfriend is categorically reprehensible and his indefinite suspension is well deserved. The fault in his stars (or…

Your defense of Harden's defense took more effort than Harden himself displayed.

I wear a tuxedo when I fly, but only on flights after 6pm.

Diamondstein's radio performance takes on a radically more sinister aspect that goes well beyond zealous lawyering.

The guy is a defense attorney, it's his job to soften/defend Ray Rice. You and I might not like his rhetoric but he's essential to our justice system.

Don't Forget: The Sixth Amendment.

"Let's assume for the sake of argument, rather than enter into the pretrial diversionary program that [Rice] entered into, we hypothetically move forward on the case. And hypothetically we litigate 100 motions and the video comes out and the video shows — hypothetically speaking now, hypothetically speaking —…

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

If God lent me this penis, it's gonna be pretty wrecked when he gets it back.

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter