I wear a tuxedo when I fly, but only on flights after 6pm.

Diamondstein's radio performance takes on a radically more sinister aspect that goes well beyond zealous lawyering.

The guy is a defense attorney, it's his job to soften/defend Ray Rice. You and I might not like his rhetoric but he's essential to our justice system.

Don't Forget: The Sixth Amendment.

"Let's assume for the sake of argument, rather than enter into the pretrial diversionary program that [Rice] entered into, we hypothetically move forward on the case. And hypothetically we litigate 100 motions and the video comes out and the video shows — hypothetically speaking now, hypothetically speaking —…

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

If God lent me this penis, it's gonna be pretty wrecked when he gets it back.

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

In trying to think of a word to describe the way in which Goodell has handled this case, "clusterfuck", was the best I could come up with, and I think that's being generous.

This is likely to cause a whole new round of debate. But if there's anyone who's ready for a knockdown-drag out fight, it's Ray Rice.

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

Ravens PR guy: "I liked Ray Rice a lot then. I like Ray Rice a lot today"

Well, so much for "But we didn't see what really happened in that elevator."....

But being fat is such a boner killer. What's a girl to do?

It's definitely slutty.

HAHAHAHA that made me laugh out loud. You have to be right.

I like to imagine that multiple black women have called him a punk and his oblivious takeaway was that they thought he was Ashton Kutcher.

Wow, that is mind blowing.

Well, that changes everything!