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Isn't 9th grade the last time students get sex ed? It was for me, and I graduated high school in 2008, so not that long ago. I didn't learn what an orgasm was there, though I didn't have one until I was 20 anyway so I don't know if having learned it at 14 would have helped much. And as someone who was into bondage at

Ninth grade?

14 minutes and 38 seconds of indecision over which of the hundreds of millions of links to click first.

These kids can look up Mark's articles for god's sake. The cat is out of the fucking bag.

Within 15 Minutes? Did they stop and get a carwash inbetween firing up Google and searching "Gang Bang"

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Andrew Jackson?

Andrew Jackson would like a word with you.

I think the last 3 paragraphs of this article represents the most sensible rant against anti-child people (note: not childless people, but rather people who actively hate children) I've ever read. As a soon to be father, I've definitely found myself having a little more pity when I see a clearly flustered parent

Your dad is a heap of shit, then.

Thank you, and I agree!

I once felt compelled to compliment a woman's incredibly dope heels during lunch one day as she stood nearby looking at her phone. she looked up and the reaction was confusion-registering of what I said-looking down at the shoes-beaming smile and a "thank you." Kind of made my day that a bit of sunshine in her day

I did the exact same thing once at The Cheesecake Factory. You should have seen the look on that god damn kid's face when I bought up all the cheesecakes in the place. The resulting Chapter 7 bankruptcy was so worth it

Love reading all the 20 year olds' opinions in here. Thanks for chiming in, Brayden.

Cool guys take pleasure in triumphing over small children. They probably celebrate with wild dancing (or immediate fleeing from the scene) whenever they slam dunk on hoops lowered for 6 year olds.

Am I allowed to actually like that? Because I do like that. I wouldn't classify that as a catcall, even. That's a compliment. Right? (Well, it is to me, anyway.)

Bosh played great defense for most of Miami's good years!

LeBron James + an injury-prone, slashing guard + a stretch big man who doesn't play defense...I feel like I've read this story somewhere before...