I was ready to defend this girl, but racism works both ways. We all need to practice sensitivity towards others.

No kidding. I worry about absolutely everything absolutely all the time but that has never led me to think "I had better empty a clip into my bathroom door just in case there are invisible murderers in my house, who apparently really needed to use the restroom before murdering me, and also made my girlfriend disappear…

As someone who has anxiety issues, I can say with certainty that it has never made me think it's ok to murder someone. It has made me have panic attacks, cry a lot, and not be able to breathe.

disabled people can be horrible dicks too

This is why SCOTUS should have term limits.

and this is why you always vote, even if you're not ecstatic about the candidates.

That IS a nice-looking egg salad sandwich. I don't even like egg salad and I want to eat that.

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

Mexico will always be known as "the Pants of North America"

The fight broke out after a disagreement as to whether "Mexico is the Croatia of North America" or "Croatia is the Mexico of Europe."

He's a bra is half full kind of a guy.

It would be great if society could stop cramming this idea down our throats that we need to play mind games and speak in tongues to interact with the opposite sex.

Do you know how rape fantasies work? They aren't fantasizing about actually being raped. If women weren't conditioned their whole lives that sex is bad/dirty/wrong and something good girls don't do/like (only sluts/whores), they wouldn't have as many fantasies where they were able to experience various sexual…

I wonder how many anti-feminist crybabies don't understand the rather significant difference between rape and rape fantasy. There's no wonder why it's such a losing battle with you sad fuckers; you're all genuinely daft. Not only are you not entitled to women's bodies, you don't get to control their thoughts,…

I wonder what the best legal defense of accused rapists is that *doesn't* involve smearing the victim.

Trying to prove yourself as an attorney is no excuse for her treatment of a 12 year old rape victim.

It makes me absolutely fucking livid that whenever something like this happens and someone has the GALL to mention some sort of legislation on gun control, you have all the people (some who are otherwise fairly reasonable human beings) crying, "Not alllllll gun owners! I'm responsible! I take lessons! I have a permit!…

I think it's time the government seriously consider revoking our Second Amendment rights because these motherfuckers don't deserve it.

Ok Mark. Between this and the toddler left in the car story, I expect no less than 5 additional happy fun-time pet stories of kittens detecting cancer in a kid or baby goats becoming best friends with puppies then all of them becoming best friends with baby hedgehogs.