Agreed. Samer needs to put more thrust behind his hips, and try it with a human instead of a mattress.

"HEY RYAN! I do not like when my mistress comes to basketball games with black men!"

What's up with the desire to eat a bunch of food that's really gross? Like, I can eat a great dinner of roasted chicken and be fine. But, if I eat that Cool Ranch taco from Taco Bell, I want 90 of them.

How is suggesting that the way higher education handles rape is a crisis trolling? It sounds like they're addressing not just the issue that it exists, but the way it's handled?

Vigilante justice. If I saw a guy's name on that list, I would avoid him if he were interested in me.

This is a bit... ... silly, honestly. Let's look at the pull quote:

The Beast article is a standard 'No True Scotsman' argument.

Interesting, so Boko Haram, full name "Jamā'at ahl as-sunnah li-d-da'wa wa-l-jihād" (which translates to "the Congregation of the People of Tradition for Proselytism and Jihad"), aren't an Islamist militia?

Pretty sure they think they're Islamic, with their Allah this and Allah that. Just like Al Qaeda. That's not to say that most Muslims arent't grossly offended by Boko Haram. I'm sure they are. But saying that Bolo Haram isn't Islamic is like saying the Salem witch burners weren't Christian.

No, it's not.

Really? Because Christians are out there waging anything like Jihad these days, right? And don't even start with "the Crusades!" Islam was built by conquering territory, it's why Spain is part Muslim and why Charlemagne was even a thing. Christians of this world today are not doing NEARLY as much damage in the name of…

Oh, ffs. You don't get to decide who's a 'Real Muslim'.

They're dressed in hijabs and are reading for the Qur'an - how could one avoid mentioning Islam when these girls are apparently being required to practicing it?

Uh...what? These terrorists are much more like Christians than Muslims?

You know what? They're Muslim. Fucking deal with that.

I hope to some day feel a love so strong that it makes me hate black people.

Why is he a dick. He has a point. He was talking about her not having a drivers license anymore. He's also right in more ways than I think he realizes, and not just about the driving either.

How many lives were saved by this?
I am not joking, last year we had an old lady make a kid an orphan when she drove into a restaurant and killed his parents and a waitress. She was never charged with any crime. She only lost her license.

This is such a good point! I never thought about how people are doing this to avoid rejection. I'm not sure they're worse than public marriage proposals, though. If you're pressured to say yes to a promposal, you're going to end up spending one night with someone you didn't want to spend that night with. If you're…

One of my favorite high school memories is when a guy asked my good friend to prom on camera which led to the live lunch news program and she shut him down on camera. He turned the same color as the overly processed marinara sauce they served us.