No, Helen Keller, they do not believe that. You and Affleck need to both get your hearing checked.

Never seen a stoning, eh? FGM?

You believe in the resurection AND science??

You sound as dumb as Maher

I can't watch your show because it's like all the moderates I come in contact with that whine about why we can't all just get along and stop talking about uncomfortable topics.

Yes it does.

She's in a agreement that nothing wrong happened. What's the problem?

She can end the absurdity whenever she pleases.

Or, you could just not answer the fucking door????

Too bad you have no choice in wearing those costumes.

Sex is awful. Join a convent.

No. It reinforces the idea that raising kids sucks.

Yes, never mind shes a walking contradiction who's a mouthpiece for the most culturally influential conservative clearinghouse.

He was being passive aggressive. He fucking hates Canada.

Especially the prayers. Let's pray that next time, God intervenes BEFORE someone gets shot to death.

That kind of sentimentality will get you shot.

Mighty brave of you. That's a lynchable offense, right?

Great it's not.

Hopefully you two never break up.

...and another part of you believes in unicorns.