You must also believe in time travel.

Alas! You've yet to get rich at the casino???

your inability to justify this original cause without explaining ITS cause should cure you of your belief, and rightful fear you're a creationist.

That isn't Karma

Irrational thinking has consequences.

So, style over substance, then?

You don't believe any of it.

Being coy with semantics is so fun.

It's clearly a female thing.

You're right on both accounts, although for reasons you don't understand.

"Women"

"... she's really smart,..."

Strawman.

Total non-sequitur

Or a write-off as a charitable blood donation.

"Future alarmist"

Ain't religion great?!

Pink hair and steroids.

You know jesus was cool with slavery, right?

It should only surprise you if you've bought into their spin: