I'm sure your fat sisters appreciate your modesty.

It means someone stated the obvious.

If you weep over this, what do you do about famine victims?

Good grief. Your clarification makes you sound even more sexist. Just how dumb are you?

You must have lied to him. Clearly men are shallow. Have you not read these experienced women's anecdotes? Their data is irrefutable.

Yeah. Whoopsie daisies

Or, you're not a social scientist, and he's shallow.

You're such an insensitive prick.

You're right. He should get involved with someone, complicate things with a relationship, and further complicate things when it turns out she isn't as flexible as you. Makes total sense. What an asshole for knowing what he wants, and making choices based on his goals.

Uh, we judge you based on you. Isn't that what you do?

It's probably just you, honey.

Your awful attitude is why you'll never find someone to be happy with. Good luck with your cynicism. That would make a great name for your cat: Cynical.

It's my experience that true friends point out mistakes, rather than telling you what you want to hear out of fear you'll abandon them.

-says the misanthrope, denouncing her species.

Why feel helpless? You're incredibly condescending to assume you understand their complex problems, and the solutions to them.

Rather difficult to empathize with someone that doesn't empathize with themselves.

That's a risk you should have taken. Better to be friendless than gutless.

Grow up.

Experience makes you smarter. As in, " The next fuck that lays a hand in me is getting dropped like a bad habit."

Take a Valium, chill the fuck out, and find a group of people that don't burden you with their sob stories. We've all seen shit. Welcome to the club.